Tonteria

Opening their doors in 2012, Tonteria has established itself as one of London’s most prominent and recognised nightclubs about, having hosted parties for the likes of HRH Prince Harry and Leonardo Di Caprio to name a few..

Living up to their namesake, “Tonteria” which translates to “foolishness” or “silliness” in Spanish be ready to expect the unexpected. As you descend the stairs get lost in their Mexican jungle, dive into their undefeated tequila selection (if you dare) and let their award-winning acts, which range from fire spitters to Mexican lucha-libre wrestlers, corrupt and enchant you.

Pairing innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, they alter the theme each night, so join them on Monday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday for a unique and unforgettable experience.

• Tonteria is known for having delicious frozen margaritas
• Shots are delivered via a toy train to tables here which is something you definitely won’t find anywhere else
• Tonteria has one of London’s hottest tequila selections
• Tonteria is also a tapas and cocktail lounge from 8pm until club hours start
• Every evening has a special performance or act at Tonteria

Where is Tonteria located?

Tonteria is located in the stunning Sloane Square in downtown London.

How much is cover charge at Tonteria?

Cover charge varies depending on the night but will typically be from £10-£20. 

How long will I have to wait at Tonteria?

There will usually not be much of a wait at Tonteria. On busy nights it may be around 20 minutes.

When is Tonteria open?

Tonteria is open on Monday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

What are the best nights to go to Tonteria?

All nights are good but weekends will be more busy.

What is the dress code at Tonteria?

Dress to impress! Tonteria has a strict dress code. It is best to come prepared because nothing is worse than getting turned away at the door. Collared shirt / jeans / dress shoes for guys. Avoid anything that can be considered sportswear (track jackets, jerseys, sneakers, hats, etc).

How much do drinks cost at Tonteria?

Expect to pay 10-15 for cocktails and more for sharer cocktails. Bottles start just over £300.

What kind of music do they play at Tonteria?

Tonteria usually has a mix of house, RnB and hip hop music.

Where can I find an list of upcoming events / DJs at Tonteria?

You can download the Discotech app to see upcoming events, and book tables for Tonteria.