Tonteria

Tonteria is the mad Mexican tapas lounge & tequila nightspot on Sloane Square. During early evening Tonteria specializes in offering mouthwatering bite-sized Mexican tapas alongside delicious tequila cocktails. They love sharing at Tonteria and have some famous sharing cocktails inspired by Mexico’s heritage and culture including “The Mayan Pyramid”, “The Lucky Luchador” and ”The Tequila Slammer.” As the evening approaches, The DJ swiftly gets the music pumping, whilst the lights dim and Tonteria turns into a fun and festive nightspot. The emphasis is on theatrical entertainment. Look out for the Tonteria performers and the Toy Train that delivers drinks to your table. Join Lux Guestlist to experience this ‘loco’ London hotspot.

• Tonteria is known for having delicious frozen margaritas
• Drinks are delivered via a toy train to tables here which is something you definitely won’t find anywhere else
• Be prepared because drinks are on the pricey side at Tonteria
• The scene is extremely different at night compared to evening as Tonteria shifts from restaurant to club

Where is Tonteria located?

Tonteria is located in the stunning Sloane Square in downtown London.

How much is cover charge at Tonteria?

Cover charge varies depending on the night but will typically be from 10 to 20 Euros. Come prepared to pay for entry although some nights you may get in for free. Show up early for a better chance of this.

How long will I have to wait at Tonteria?

There will usually not be much of a wait an Tonteria. On busy nights it may be 10-2o minutes at the most.

When is Tonteria open?

Tonteria is open on Monday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

What are the best nights to go to Tonteria?

All nights are good but weekends will be more busy.

What is the dress code at Tonteria?

Dress to impress! Tonteria has a strict dress code. It is best to come prepared because nothing is worse than getting turned away at the door. Collared shirt / jeans / dress shoes for guys. Avoid anything that can be considered sportswear (track jackets, jerseys, sneakers, hats, etc).

How much do drinks cost at Tonteria?

Expect to pay 10-15 for cocktails and more for specialty cocktails. Bottles start just over 200 Euros and go up to 1000 depending on your order.

What kind of music do they play at Tonteria?

Tonteria usually has a mix of house, RnB and hip hop music.

Where can I find an list of upcoming events / DJs at Tonteria?

You can download the Discotech app to see upcoming events, and book tables for Tonteria.